From 'John Legend' to 'Juice Wurld'

                         

Siri,

Play me “ALL GIRLS ARE THE SAME” by Juice Wurld


Hard guy, hard guy. Now nobody can tell the difference between your voice and juice’s. Jokes aside, heartbreak is never something that one can get over easily. No matter how much we want ourselves and others to think that we have, it's never that easy especially when we think of the time and effort we put into that relationship to make it work. I’m tempted to say that it’s a normal thing and everybody would go through it one way or another(as par national cake something), but I’m not sure that would be quite factual.



But then, it would be inevitable if for any reason, the start of that relationship was built on a very shaky foundation. What that means is that, if for example, a relationship is based on just the physical attractions both parties have for themselves, the relationship is just the titanic waiting to hit the iceberg. You want to avoid that? Then make BLAQBONEZ your mentor.

But seriously though, it hurts more when we’re at the receiving end of the 'breakfast', especially when you consider yourself a spec and remember all the others that wooed, spinned, toasted, fried, boiled and roasted you, but you choose the mumu that just gave you bread and tea. E dey pain dieeeeee.

Wait you thought this piece was supposed to make you feel better about yourself? 

For here?

Na mumu dey love! We warned you. We told you stay focused and make heaven your singular target. But you said no, you felt butterflies in your belly. And now you dey purge.



The best way to get over heartbreak to not to go into depression and begin to shout “ f*** girls” or “Men are scum”, because your friends will only make a video of you and send it to instablog. The best way to get over it is to…….. is to…….

Wait o

I don’t know oo

Na you come know o… na your problem come be that

Goodbye …….LMAO